HELLO DIMINUTIVE HUMAN WHELPS!
THIS IS EMPEROR SPLICE, RULER OF THE GRAND KENASHI EMPIRE.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE YOUNG WRITER FEMALE FOR MANY WEEKS, NOW.
I HAVE NARROWLY AVOIDED HER NOTICE MANY TIMES, THANKS TO MY SKILL AND CUNNING.
NOW I HAVE, HOW YOU SAY, "HACKED" HER WEBSITE. I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOG ABOUT MY RECENT ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
I ALSO UNDERSTAND IT IS CUSTOMARY TO TAKE "SELFIES" IN YOUR CULTURE. SO, AS A SIGN OF MY APPRECIATION FOR ALL YOU GROVELLING FANS OF MINE...I PHOTOGRAPHED A "SELFIE" FOR YOU.
THIS IS EMPEROR SPLICE, RULER OF THE GRAND KENASHI EMPIRE.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE YOUNG WRITER FEMALE FOR MANY WEEKS, NOW.
I HAVE NARROWLY AVOIDED HER NOTICE MANY TIMES, THANKS TO MY SKILL AND CUNNING.
NOW I HAVE, HOW YOU SAY, "HACKED" HER WEBSITE. I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOG ABOUT MY RECENT ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
I ALSO UNDERSTAND IT IS CUSTOMARY TO TAKE "SELFIES" IN YOUR CULTURE. SO, AS A SIGN OF MY APPRECIATION FOR ALL YOU GROVELLING FANS OF MINE...I PHOTOGRAPHED A "SELFIE" FOR YOU.
WAIT A MOMENT, HOW DO I MAKE THE LENS FOCUS?
WHY DO MY TEETH LOOK BLURRY STILL?? MY GLORIOUS TEETH DESERVE TO BE IN FOCUS!!!!! CONFOUNDED HUMAN TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY, YES, THAT IS MUCH MORE ACCEPTABLE.
BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY "SELFIE" AND KNEEL AT MY FEET, SUBJECTS! ALSO I DEMAND THAT SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THE HUMAN ENGLISH TERM "SELFIE". I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED TO OVERLY COMPLICATE SIMPLE TASKS SUCH AS TAKING A PHOTOGRAPH.
BUT I DIGRESS. ANYWAY, I HAVE "HACKED" INTO THIS WEBSITE TO GIVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. IN ORDER TO FURTHER MY FAME AMONGST THE HUMAN POPULATION, I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO FORCE THE YOUNG WRITING FEMALE INTO SHARING HER WORK MORE OFTEN AND DEMAND THAT SHE POST CHAPTERS AGAIN. HER TALENTS ARE FEW, AND SHE FOCUSES ON WRITING ABOUT MY ENEMIES, BUT, I AM A PART OF HER BOOK JUST AS MUCH AS THEY ARE. SHE WILL CONVEY TO YOU MY STRENGTH AND MIGHT AND EVOKE THE PROPER MEASURE OF FEAR INTO YOUR HEARTS.
I WILL FORCE THE YOUNG WRITING HUMAN TO POST SOME OF HER DRAWINGS IN A FEW DAYS. UNTIL THEN, I MUST RETURN TO THE HUNT.
- SPLICE
P.S. MY CHARACTER IS LISTED ON THE "CHARACTERS" PAGE. THE YOUNG WRITING HUMAN DREW A VERY GOOD PORTRAIT OF ME SOME TIME AGO AND POSTED IT ON THAT PAGE. I COMMAND YOU TO GO THERE AND ADORE MY HANDSOME PORTRAIT.